In an Ordinary Universe

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Conspiring with the Universe to

Contrive

Your Vibe

You can fly.

Nobody can touch you.

When magic and neuroscience have a baby.

When magic and

neuroscience have a baby.

Goal Manifestation

We help you nail down exactly what your business goals are and help you develop your own manifestation practice. No one believes you're going to win as much as we do!

Ideal Client Attraction

Niching down your target audience is our specialty. We help you conjure your perfect attraction vibe and spell (marketing) strategy, standing out definitively in your authenticity and mission.

In order to truly Contrive Your Vibe and help you cast your magic into the world, we start by digging into the root of who you are, your fears and any traumas that are blocking you from your highest potential. This includes detox recommendations.

"As above, so below."

Shadow Work

Custom Interactive Website Design

The future of websites is interaction and experience. We'll help you stay ahead of the times with cutting edge design, mobile optimization and SEO. Website management is also available.

Magical Brand Development

The intensive Contrive The Vibe Branding Method is rooted in astrology, archetypes, mindful magic and more. If answered honestly and whole-heartedly, your result will perfectly reflect you and the role you play in your ideal client's lives. We believe this is the foundation needed to grow authentic "cult brands".    

Sensory Strategy

Using the ancient Egyptian principals of the Eye of Horus and neuromarketing, we help you adhere to all six of your client's senses, making you and your business absolutely irresistible. And like all true witches, The Branding Witch only uses earth-loving, non-toxic and minimally impactful methods. "An' it harm none".

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Spiritual

Business

Planner

This year it's on us, friend!

Custom Interactive Website Design

The future of websites is interaction and experience. We'll help you stay ahead of the times with cutting edge design, mobile optimization and SEO. Website management is also available.

Magical Brand Development

The intensive Contrive The Vibe Branding Method is rooted in astrology, archetypes, mindful magic and more. If answered honestly and whole-heartedly, your result will perfectly reflect you and the role you play in your ideal client's lives. We believe this is the foundation needed to grow authentic "cult brands".    

Sensory Strategy

Using the ancient Egyptian principals of the Eye of Horus and neuromarketing, we help you adhere to all six of your client's senses, making you and your business absolutely irresistible. And like all true witches, The Branding Witch only uses earth-loving, non-toxic and minimally impactful methods. "An' it harm none".

Custom Interactive Website Design

The future of websites is interaction and experience. We'll help you stay ahead of the times with cutting edge design, mobile optimization and SEO. Website management is also available.

Magical Brand Development

The intensive Contrive The Vibe Branding Method is rooted in astrology, archetypes, mindful magic and more. If answered honestly and whole-heartedly, your result will perfectly reflect you and the role you play in your ideal client's lives. We believe this is the foundation needed to grow authentic "cult brands".    

Sensory Strategy

Using the ancient Egyptian principals of the Eye of Horus and neuromarketing, we help you adhere to all six of your client's senses, making you and your business absolutely irresistible. And like all true witches, The Branding Witch only uses earth-loving, non-toxic and minimally impactful methods. "An' it harm none".

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Avenir Light is a clean and stylish font favored by designers. It's easy on the eyes and a great go to font for titles, paragraphs & more.

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Avenir Light is a clean and stylish font favored by designers. It's easy on the eyes and a great go to font for titles, paragraphs & more.

In an Ordinary World,

BE EXTRA- ORDINARY

"Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who, any BUSINESS  has a chance to sweep any CLIENT off their feet. They just need the right broom." -Hitch, adapted by us, realized by you.

Who more perfect to hire to help you pick the right "broom" than The Branding Witch? Yes, friend. We help magical brands make sense.

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 Our Offerings

  When magic and neuroscience have a baby

Shadow Work

Goal Manifestation

Customer Attraction Spells

The Yang

Sensory Marketing

Brand Development

UX/UI Website Design

The Yin

Website Management

Social Media Management

Logos and Business Cards

Tarot Readings

Astrology

Health Elixirs

Energy Healing

Meditation + Breathwork

Business Feng Shui

This Witch

Means Business